you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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