Cold hands, warm shart.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize