he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
where are my pants?
in the oven.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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