does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
it's like iHOP with fire
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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