you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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