these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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