i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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