Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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