I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Houston, we have a blender
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Drake has all the answers
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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