WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
