Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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