you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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