Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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