Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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