and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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