I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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