If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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