Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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