fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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