we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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