i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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