He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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