As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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