i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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