The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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