found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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