This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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