How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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