You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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