Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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