Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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