She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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