look no pants
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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