She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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