Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My butt remains clenched, sir.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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