My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
