i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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