Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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