So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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