Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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