Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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