i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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