please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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