K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wish i was in the wii world.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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