when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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