Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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