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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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