Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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