I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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