how can u be prego again
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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