she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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