summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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