yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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