So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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