Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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