i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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