nut hugger
he wants to bone in the snuggie
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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