when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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