You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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