I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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